Tell me what you think

I just thought that it would be very nice to implement and support a service that can be called for example “Tell me what you think” or alike.

This service should be smart enough to answer any normal questions we humans can ask it. But it shouldn’t be a one more instance of wikipedia, that wouldn’t be interesting, at least for me. It should speak like an average dude from the street. If it has no answer it must tell me “I don’t know” or “I don’t care”. It should like some registered users and don’t like others, etc. I think you’ve got the idea.
For example I am reading now a book section dedicated to Singleton design pattern. So I open my service and ask him “WTF this singleton pattern is?”. That would be very constructive and funny if it answers me “I think mate that this thing is something for very smart asses and your girlfriend will not appreciate it”.

I am seriously starting to think how this piece of wisdom can be implemented

Coordinates

Ok kids, this time it’s a time to recall some math. Did you like math in school? I bet most of you didn’t;)

Math should be funny enough for people to like it. So here is some funny math for you. I don’t remember anymore how to properly call this simple stuff, but when you trapped – the most needed thing is a proper system of coordinates.

Here we go:

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P.S. To appreciate this cordinate system one MUST consult the person who knows Russian language or language alike

I’m not that serious this time.. but that how it goes.

See ya, bye.